lemon brat


im so tired of living at home already.  ;____; fucking hell. can’t even have sex with people properly cause im so aware of every single noise thats being made n would die if my mum heard me



fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis.

It’s not ironic if it actively celebrates what it’s condemning.

just wanted to put that out there

I got my first paycheck for my new job today…. I got like £800 more than I was expecting… I wanna cry omg *____*